Summer Fur Cleanup – 2015 © Colehauscats.com

So there I was, minding my own business, straightening up my old summer furs, smoothing out my new fall furs, thinking about how good the past summer felt, and wondering if rainbows exist objectively and how cats might affect worldwide climate change when I heard the click.

No privacy – 2015 © Colehauscats.com

Hey! No privacy? Is nothing sacred, mom? You have to share my soft belly bits with the world?

Ruby’s coming for you – 2015 © Colehauscats.com

Tell you what, how about I come right over there right this minute and …

Rest of translation garbled and undecipherable. Strong language and HBO words *might* have been used.