Once upon a time, the Best Cat Ever found herself appointed as a lowly box inspector. Being as it was, the Best Cat Ever was determined to make the best of this lesser position in life and proclaimed a nearby box unacceptable. Just look at it. Surely, you can’t disagree with her.
The Best Cat Ever, ever questioning how she came to this point in her life, had several points of dismay over this poor excuse for a box, the first of which was a flap that served no purpose other than to rest on the Best Cat Ever’s head. Unacceptable.
The Best Cat ever recalled other appointments bestowed upon her in the past: Official Cheese Tester, Official Food Taster, Official Counter Stool seat warmer, Official Summer Cherry Sniffer, Official Guard of the New Cat Litter purchase. Truly, those are highlights compared to this current task at hand.
Those last two positions still make no sense; c’mon, Official Summer Cherry Sniffer?? But the Best Cat Ever vowed to make the best of this new situation as befitting the Best Cat Ever.
So after a bit of finagling interspersed with some vocal dismay, the Best Cat Ever found that with some adjustments involving Mom, scissors and crinkle paper, just perhaps, this particular box might work after all.
The Best Cat Ever will let us know her final verdict after a nap.
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A Colehaus Cats flashback:
2025 – No post
2024 – Island Box Girl
2023 – ManCat Monday
2022 – No post
2021 – No post
2020 – Friday Fiction
2019 – Paying Attention
2018 – No post
2017 – The Monday Pffft
2016 – No post
2015 – A Friday with Tessa
2014 – No post
2013 – Wordless Words for Wednesday
2012 – No post
