Today, we’re chatting with Quint because it’s been a while and he wants equal representation here on Colehauscats.com. Seems fair. So, Quint, how’s it going? Run us through your typical day.
Inside my fort! Yeah, this is where I hide out when the caribou and penguins start knocking at the door. Everyone knows caribou dislike forts of any kind. And penguins, who can figure them out?
What are you talking about? Are you feeling okay??
It’s okay, Floppy Cat. The walrus is downstairs with the crinkle paper. We pink nose cats will protect each other from that beast.
*Throws hands in the air*
All right, Quint, since you’re not making any sense nor seem to want to have any kind of normal conversation today, we’ll leave you to your fantasy land.
Oh, okay. I’ll just go back to cleaning and napping and eating and all those boring things us inside cats do. But before you go, leave the TV remote, would you? There’s a great arctic documentary on soon I’d like to watch.
I don’t know why you’re so happy, Mom. You have to work all weekend. I won’t have anyone to pester for those important pettings I need. And no one to snuggle with, either. This is so unfair!
We’ll make your pettings a top priority when we get home from work, Olivia. And we’re sure you’ll find someone to snuggle with.