The Thinking Ruby – 2015 © Colehaus Cats

So I was thinking… I’ve been here for two years now, though it feels like I’ve been here a whole lot longer. Here’s the part that always trips me up… those two years are in people years while two years in people years are really eight or nine years in cat years. So technically, I’ve been here sixteen-to-eighteen cat years, plus my age which as a mature lady, I’m not going to indulge, but I’ll say that puts me somewhere in the neighborhood of ninety-plus years old.

Really? Wait, math is involved there and well, I don’t do math. Therefore, I might as well be four years old! Yeah, I like that, and I’m glad I have time to think about such things.