Linty Squinty Olivia here . . . hey! Mom! I said type what I say, not what you think!

Roving reporter Olivia here, who indeed is a bit linty today because Mom was cleaning yesterday and the dust kittens are as big as bunnies!

And how’s a House Panther supposed to stay black with all that other cat fur floating around??

Olivia, no fibs now. Be truthful. Tell them where you really got that white fur.

Okay, fine. I may have been caught tussling with my brother. But I’m sure he was asking for it. Mom, you’re killing my blog post today.

So, where was I? Oh, yeah . . .

After helping Mom clean . . .

Mom: *clears throat* A-hem!

. . . there I was, exhausted, napping along, surely minding my own business . . .

Mom: For once . . .

. . . when I heard something, something odd, something not right. It woke me up, right out of a perfectly good nap.

And I looked over and there it was. It was the sound . . .

. . . of my floofy sister Pia thinking rascally thoughts!

Mom: Good grief! Olivia, you couldn’t hear Pia thinking anything. Are you reporting anything today, or are you dipping your whiskers into the pool of fictional tall tales?

I’m not sure, Mom. Maybe this lint has gone to my head making the line between fact and fiction all fuzzy. You may be on to something, though. I couldn’t hear Pia thinking because she never has a thought in her floofy head.

Mom: Hey, now!

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A Colehaus Cats flashback:

2018 – No post
2017 – No post
2016 – Finally Friday
2015 – Wordless Wednesday
2014 – No post
2013 – Just a Wee Bit of News
2012 – No post