Almost as much as he loves cardboard boxes and home decorating, Seth likes drinking from the kitchen faucet. We’ve had lots of talks, us and Seth, about this habit he began elsewhere before he was rescued. Given it’s the one bad habit he has, and he’s so darn polite about asking to do it, we begrudgingly allow it within reason. The day he decides he can turn on the faucet by himself is the day the kitchen becomes off-limits.
…Unless he uses that skill to fill a pan, cook some pasta, and serve up a gourmet meal. Then, it’ll be Okay. And he’ll be a hit on YouTube.