Miss Newton, Gatekeeper - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Miss Newton, Gatekeeper – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

I am Gatekeeper Newton, no, MISS Gatekeeper Newton and with my burning, come-hither-if-you-dare stare I will keep all from passing this gateway to steal our flags. Also, from entering this important doorway and treading on this part of the hall within paws reach but not to exceed three feet in either direction except on Fridays when all bets are off.

For I am the Gatekeeper. Up until lunch. Hey, a girl’s gotta eat!

17 responses to “Gatekeeper.

  1. We did think you would leave your post for some Tuna..MOL have a great weekend xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  2. We understand! Princeton is the Gatekeeper at our house. It’s hard (and hungry) work! Happy Friday!

  3. We wouldn’t dare try to pass you!

  4. We need a Gatekeeper to keep our Rumpy at bay! Are you available for contract doorway work?

  5. Você está fazendo um bom trabalho, senhorita Newton…ops! Eu quis dizer Gatekeeper Newton.
    Bom final de semana.

  6. Miss Newton! Lunch time!

  7. LOL Miss Newton you protect your flags. Well until lunchtime. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. I think you have a great spot there Miss Newton!

  9. Well, yeah, lunch breaks are legally required, aren’t they?

  10. You make a very good gate keeper.

  11. MOL!!!! hah! you only work part-time, but I’m sure you get full-time pay and benefits from the hoomans eh?

  12. Good job with that gatekeeping, Miss Newton. We totally understand about the lunch thing … hey, priorities!

  13. Oooo I’d like to find the gate you keep, my dear!

  14. Glad to see you are prioritising Miss Newton!!

  15. You’re doing a great job! Guard duty is important work.

  16. Um, can you post a sign? That’s a lotta rules to remember!

  17. We sure are glad you have things under control, Miss Newton Gatekeeper. And, of course, you need to take time off for lunch. Your job requires a lot of close attention and can drain all nourishment from your body very quickly. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette