Pia. Pretty Pia. Look this way, pretty poofy Pia. Look at the camera, pretty girl.
No thank you.
Oh, c’mon, Pia. You’re beautiful, a beautiful ginger princess.
I’d rather not. Not after what you said. I might not ever look at a camera again.
What we said? You mean, that you have nose freckles? Oh, sweetie, only the very best ginger princesses have nose freckles!
Really? They do?
Yes, sweetheart. Nose freckles are like wisdom freckles and mean you are getting all the wisdom the very best of ginger princesses will ever need. Would we lie to you?