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This is NOT my spring hat – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

So this is what I have to put up with now?

“Well, little one, remember it was you who wanted back in this room so badly.”

I think I remember a little something about being picked on by that black shadow cat.

“That wasn’t picking, that was love and admiration. We’re almost sure of it! We’ll talk more about that later.”

Oh that Mom, she’s a jokester. A regular laugh riot. Next thing you know, she’ll put mousies on my he….oh, I did NOT just say that!!

Maxx TV

Minding his own business – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Mom: So I walk into “Maxx’s” room and see this. “Maxx, what are you doing with that TV remote control?”

What does it look like I was doing? – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

What does it look like I’m doing? I’m watching TV! Geesh Mom, how dense are you?

Maxx explains TV – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Mom: Oh. Really. Because it kind of looked like you were snuggling with the remote there.

*big sigh* I wasn’t snuggling. Look, I really don’t have time to explain the finer points of daytime television viewing right now. Between the soaps and game shows, the info-mercials and Judge Judy, I can hardly keep up with all the channel switching!