No one gets past me, Guardian Pia of the Top of the Stairs. No one. None shall pass and all that. I take my job very seriously and nobody is getting past me.

Well, I’m Guardian Viola of the Bottom of the Stairs and no one gets past me. Don’t push it, Floofy. Don’t even try.

Who cares about the bottom of the stairs? The top of the stairs is what’s important. That’s what needs to be guarded. That’s the important job. And who are you calling Floofy? This isn’t floof. This is intimidation!

Important? Doesn’t she know it’s the bottom that’s important? Without the bottom, there is no top. Therefore, and I repeat, I am Guardian of the Bottom of the Stairs and no one gets past me. Has too much kibble gone to her head, or what?

Did someone say kibble?

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A Colehaus Cats flashback:

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2017 – Wordless Wednesday
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2013 – Friday Flashback – Spring Greens
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