It’s me again, Danger Cat Tessa. This should have been Miss Newton’s day or Pia’s or that ham of a brother Quint’s day on Colehaus Cats. But as you can see, here I am. I’m only here because Mom said I had to assure concerned people that I was working on not getting into so much trouble. It was just a week ago when somehow, someone posted photos of me allegedly causing all kinds of havoc. I’m pretty sure I was framed.
Anyhoo, I’m here to say I only got up on the short wall once or twice in the last seven days and that was only because I forgot not to.
And when I was up there, I didn’t jump over the big, elevenity-billion foot chasm to the extra high windowsill. At least not today.
I’ll admit to looking over the edge of the short wall railing way, way down to the foyer floor far below just once.
Wait, that’s not right….okay, maybe I did it twice….
Yep, twice. And I jumped once. Just once! But I swear I thought I saw a bug way down there. Geesh! Leave it to Mom to capture the wrong evidence.
But cut me some slack. At least when I snooze up there, I don’t roll around too close to the edge!
Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is. I’m careful, already! Would this mug lie to you?