Today is National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day (who makes up these things?)! And while we had quite a number of questions today, we’re very short on answers. Maybe a family meeting is in order. Later, much later.
Maxx asks: When are those new cats leaving? ‘Cause I’m not terribly impressed and besides, they’re taking up space. Are they gone yet? How about now? Still here? Oh, look! There’s one. Why?
Miss Newton wonders: Why won’t Dad let me into his office? It’s the only place I want to be as long as Dad is in there. I think I’d make a great
ripping and shredding office cat! What’s an office without a cat? A cat-less office is what it is and that’s just wrong. Mom, don’t you think that’s wrong? Why would anyone even have such a thing? Sometimes I just don’t understand this world.
Pia wants to know: Why isn’t it sunny all the time? A girl needs sun on her furs and you know, I gots lots of furs! Without sun, I might get cold or worse; moldy. Mom, make it be sunny all day! Don’t tell me you can’t because you can do everything! Please? No? Okay, how about I lay on you while you’re at the computer? Okay?
Quint asks: Why can’t our food taste like Greenies treats? Why can’t all food taste like Greenies treats? That’s the best flavor ever invented. Surely, everyone knows this. There’s no need to advertise this or that food flavor. Who needs savory salmon, beefy burger or Hawaiian pizza when they can have Greenies? Why not cut to the chase and make everything taste like Greenies? Roasted Chicken flavor, in particular if you must know because I must put the bitey to the birds. Speaking of which, isn’t it time for another treat? Have I mentioned Greenies lately?
Tessa demands to know: Why does that little cat have to get her smell on everything? I can’t take two steps in this house without that… that… that walking peanut’s smell here, there, everywhere! It’s just wrong and I want to know why it has to be that way. I’m waiting.
Want to see more kitties asking questions (and maybe even getting answers)? The Tabby Cat Club is hosting a day full of cat questions. Go see all the fun!