Mom: So I walk into “Maxx’s” room and see this. “Maxx, what are you doing with that TV remote control?”
What does it look like I’m doing? I’m watching TV! Geesh Mom, how dense are you?
Mom: Oh. Really. Because it kind of looked like you were snuggling with the remote there.
*big sigh* I wasn’t snuggling. Look, I really don’t have time to explain the finer points of daytime television viewing right now. Between the soaps and game shows, the info-mercials and Judge Judy, I can hardly keep up with all the channel switching!
Mom: You know, there’s a recall button there that can help you with that. Let me show you…
I know! Get your hand out of here, Mom! This is MY remote today!
I don’t need any recall button! *mumbling* All I need is to find the one right button…
Oh Great Cat in the sky, show me which one is the Law & Order button so all will be right with my afternoon.