Dad, read me a story.
This isn’t a very good story book, little girl.
Pleeeeeeezeeee! Oh Pleeeeezeeee! Read me what you’re reading. Pleeeeezzzzzeeeee!
What I’m reading right now, huh? Let’s see, okay, here we go. “Control limits are calculated based on data from the formula process. Formulas for control limits are given in Appendix G under calculated limit controls. Several constants are needed in the formulas. The values of these constants are found in Appendix D under control calculations. When calculating…”