08/14/2015 – Friday Fun

Dangerpoints

Dangercat Tessa here.

You know? One of the things that I can’t get over is the way Mom and Dad harp on me about staying off the this thing the call the buf-fay. They nag and nag me about it and they have even started putting these pointy mats down – apparently to keep me off of it.

Of course, I’m sure you all know exactly what I think of such bullying behavior – it might work for a more girly cat, but we Danger Cats scoff at such amateurish attempts to enforce silly rules.

You can see how little these pointy mats bother me.

21 responses to “08/14/2015 – Friday Fun

  1. We know you are far too clever to take any notice of what your Mom and Dad think. They should consider that if you stop guarding the buf-fay they will have to pay another cat who will want to be given much more money to guard it.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

  2. Oh Tessa, I admire your superior cat skills!

  3. Nothing keeps a Danger Cat down!

  4. Tessa, humans will just never learn!

  5. Humans just don’t know how far cats will go to keep what rightfully belongs to them, which is everything they touch.

  6. We had to show our Mom what to do with all the flat surfaces. She used to have froo-froo stuff around until Hemingway started knocking them down. Now she lets us have our flat surfaces without the froo-froo! Sometimes humans learn slowly! Tessa you’re doing a great job of teaching! Purrs and soft paw pats to you!

  7. Bwwwah!! Don’t they know that those “pointy” things are nothing more than a “kitty massager?” MOL MOL!!

  8. MOL MOL MOL I guess they know just who runs the show
    Hugs madi your bfff

  9. manxmnews2014

    You show them whose boss Tessa!!MOL

  10. Those are like acupressure points, right?

  11. Yahhhh, those are for catupressure and catupuncture!

    Emma and Buster

  12. tessa……faaaaaaaaaaaaa….thoz pointee mattz R nothin….like how manee times have ya snoozed on de bare floor, in de sun, when de outside temper achures wuz like 93 in de shade N de sun made it feel like 138 N de floor waz slanted & up hill all de way….

    yea…………….. ~~~~

    heerz two an icefish inanga kinda week oh end ~~ ♥♥♥

  13. The Swiss Cats

    It’s a kind of massage, isn’t it ? Purrs

  14. That pointy mat looks like it would be good for giving yourself some nice scritches.

  15. What were Mom and Dad thinking? They think that pointy thing is going to stop you. It’s more of a message mat. Humans can be so dumb. Keep up the good work in guarding the buffet.

  16. Silly humans. Those pointy mats are probably very comfy! Stand your ground!

  17. The mom used those pointy things with us too. We thought they felt like getting a massage.

  18. Hey, that looks like a pretty nice self serve scratcher to us.

  19. Yeah, dat wouldn’t work wif me!

  20. Fraidy Cats!

    say, that pointy mat looks nice for a do-it-yourself cheek rub! we need one of those! 🙂

    pip, smidgen, Minnie, hollie

  21. meowmeowmans

    Looks like those pointy things are nothing more than massagers for you, Tessa. 🙂