Humans are odd. They have names for everything, sometimes more than one name. So confusing! Take me, for example. I’m Ruby. I like that name. It fits perfectly for who I am.
Therefore, I should just be Ruby, not Ruby Roo or Ruby Roo Sweetfeets (especially given I’ll bite anyone who touches my feets – Maybe Ruby Roo Biteyfeets?) and definitely not Rubble-y Roo, particularly early in the morning. Just…no.
But Ruby Green Eyes? Hmmm, I’ll have to think on that one.