So, I’m having a nice, long nap with the lady who is supposed to be resting and instead of snoozing, she’s up and here and there and pushing stuff around. Really? That dresser had to be moved right this very moment? Go lay down, lady! So annoying!
Total disruption! Apparently, my bed was two inches too far to the right.
No, no. Go ahead, crazy lady. You push that entertainment unit over there and I’ll watch from over here. *mutter mutter*
Hey! Lemme get out of the way! You didn’t really have to drag out that vacuum, did you?
That silly lady! Restless, she says. Always on the go. Can’t stand to take it easy. Ever! Restless, my foot! Take note, lady. THIS is how to relax!