Today is called Black Friday for some reason and that’s why I’m here. This is Mom’s chair. Usually. Today, it’s my chair because Mom is playing with some stringy light things outside where I’m told the air is not black but very cold. I’m not a cold weather girl. Panthers like to be warm, that is, when we’re not hot and you tell me… when is a house panther not a hot item? Never!
Anyhoo, since I’m in charge today, I’ll be taking questions and maybe even giving answers. Having all this power is pretty busy business. Why, I might need a few more naps just to get through the afternoon!