Here on the vast, dry plain, I must be on the lookout for those elusive creatures, those terrifyingly swift and speedy monsters that, left unchecked, could and would wreck havoc on us all. Never fear however, Miss Pia, your personal Bug Hunter is here!
Slowly, I approach a popular feeding ground and spot….a behemoth! OMC! The wings on the thing! A mere flutter and a typhoon surely is birthed on the other side of the globe. I must protect us all! Dare I whap it? Carefully, carefully…
It takes flight! Oh, the humanity! World, I have failed you!
Mom: Pia, it’s just a teensy gnat.
You win this time, teensy gnat. Until next time, I’m keeping my eye on you and your bigger brothers outside!