Kissing Wars – A New Battle!

Let’s hear it for Kissing Wars, this time with new opponents Miss Newton and Quint! Here at Colehaus Cats, we don’t have fights; we have Kissing Wars. In our last two Kissing Wars, Danger Cat Tessa and Pia Bean battled gallantly and almost fairly and finished as sweetly as anyone could hope for.

Today’s Kissing War rules are brought to you by Quint:

1. As aggressor, I Quint, challenge my sister, Miss Newton, to plant a sloppy raspberry on my belly. If she can, she gets a point. If I can kiss her belly, I get a point.
2. No trickery is allowed today however…Taunting IS allowed because I said so.
3. Because I have longer legs and because I love my sister, I’ll keep one leg up in the air at all times AND I’ll play with my eyes closed. In return for this handicap, I’ll begin with one point to my advantage.
4. If at any time I open my eyes, Miss Newton gets an automatic point.
5. If at any time I have to open my eyes to see if my sister is still playing, I lose a point.
6. The Kissing War ends with a sloppy raspberry planted on someone’s belly.

Ready to play? Let’s go!

Come get my belly! - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Come get my belly! – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Both opponents on the floor, Quint has added another handicap to his list and has taken the submissive position. As promised, he has one paw in the air and his eyes closed! We can only wonder how that’s going to work out. The score: Quint, as the aggressor – One, Miss Newton – Zero. Ready to pounce, Miss Newton steps forward and mocks, “Prepare to lose and giggle yourself silly, boy…”

Here it is! - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Here it is! – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Miss Newton steps back and sizes up that soft white belly. Quint waves his paw and coos, “Here’s my belly if you dare, ready for kisses. Don’t mind those pointy bits on my paw.”

Are you even trying? - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Are you even trying? – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Miss Newton surges forward and hopes to distract Quint into opening his eyes by tapping his forehead. “Way off, sister,” Quint says, his eyes clamped shut. “Are you even trying?”

Look, I'm all stretched out - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Look, I’m all stretched out – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

“How about this angle? Any better? Come and get it!” Quint stretches out, mindful to keep that paw in the air and those eyes closed. Miss Newton ponders the unexpected new position.

How about now? - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

How about now? – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Switching to a back foot in the air, Quint taunts further. “You aren’t even trying to kiss my belly. I know what you want! You want my foot instead. Here you go, foot-kisser!”

Neener-neener! So close. - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Neener-neener! So close. – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

Miss Newton has had just about enough taunting. Without touching him, she stands tall over Quint and softly calls, “Oh, little brother. I have something for you!” Quint opens his eyes and answers, “You still playing? I was almost asleep!” Because he opened his eyes, the score now stands: Quint – Zip, Miss Newton – One.

TAG! - 2013 © Colehaus Cats

TAG! – 2013 © Colehaus Cats

“I’ll show you who’s still playing!” Miss Newton yowls and dives into that exposed belly. “PPTHHPTHPFFTHPPPT!!! PPTHHhhhPPPpppTHPppppPPppFFfffTHPPPT!!!”

Our Kissing War Final score: Quint – Zilch, Miss Newton – Two, and the look on Quint’s face: Priceless!

15 responses to “Kissing Wars – A New Battle!

  1. Quint and Miss Newton we are amazed at how you do your kissing wars. We think Quint just tries to confuse everyone with all his rules. Maybe we need to establish more rules in our kissing wars. Thanks for the ideas………..

  2. I love it when they do that! Then they start to bathe each other, then they wrestle for a bit, then they cuddle, what fun!

  3. Yes, we too think that Quint was trying to confuse with his rules. We keep it pretty simple–the first one who cries loses!

  4. LOL that was an epic kissing battle. Congratulations on your victory Miss Newton. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Miss Newton sure is a master smoocher! Better luck next time, Quint!

  6. Wow, your wars have way more rules than ours! Ours is mainly Binga does whatever she wants and Boodie is usually the one who gets beaten up.

  7. That was an excellent Kissing War. We love how the rules change with the pawticipants. Quint definitely put himself at the disadvantage. We think he couldn’t wait to get the raspberry from Miss Newton. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

  8. da tabbies o trout towne

    miss newton…I never doubted your superior skills for a minute ~~~~
    GIRLS RULE !!!!

    hugs from dai$y


  9. MOL@ da tabbies o trout towne. It does seem that girls rule. Way to go, Miss Newton!

  10. OK after wild panics and much worry – we are Back to say HELLO and giggle ourselves silly at you guys. Thanks for making us smile!

  11. MOL! Bravo Miss Newton!
    Kissing Wars? Hmmm it sounds cool with you but I’d rather not show this to… my human!

  12. What a cool post! We love your kissing wars! We were kissing today on our post too.

  13. Quint como você deixou a senhorita Newton te enganar daquela forma!
    Peça uma revanche!!!

  14. What a great Kissing Kitty Kontest!
    Wonderfur excitement a real tail raising extravaganza!