‘Tis almost time for Festivus and the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength. And let’s not forget Festivus Miracles!
Seth, having memorized and practiced reciting everyone’s list of grievances for the occasion, chucked the whole lot into the garbage once the special blue and gold sparkly bow was placed around his neck. With an almost murderous look in his eye, one doesn’t need to think hard on his top grievance now. As for Feats of Strength, just wait until he gets this bow off, and as for the Festivus Miracle, you can bet he’s got something in store for Mom who just HAD to have this photo.
Uh huh, it’ll be EPIC!