Mom says we have a full house now. I guess I agree with her. Sure, sometimes it gets a little busy around the food bowls and someone always seems to be horning in now on my private kitchen water faucet. But for all my sisters and brothers, are they cute? Maybe a little. But smart? Heck no. Why, look at this! An entire bed to myself every day. Anyone with half a mind ought to be in here lounging and stretching and napping, jostling for space. But nope! They’re out somewhere else, probably getting into trouble while I’m doing nothing of the kind and being a good boy. Just me and myself and this tired purple straw. It’s probably my little sister Pia’s straw. Whatevs, I’m just here, lounging and stretching and napping, all by my lonesome.
Just me and no one else…
All right, where is everyone?